Dwight K. Schrute Quote #1197
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in Vandalism
Pam: [entering office] Conference room. Everybody. Now!
Dwight K. Schrute: You don't have the clearance to call a conference room meeting.
Pam: Yes, but David Wallace does. And he asked me to gather everyone to talk about stuff... that's gonna be revealed once we're in the conference room for the meeting.
Dwight K. Schrute: You're telling me, David Wallace asked you to call a super secret, classified conference room meeting?
Pam: Yeah.
Dwight K. Schrute: Let's go everyone. Super secret, classified conference room meeting, now!
The Office Quotes
‘Vandalism’ Quotes
Quote from Kevin
Senator: Well, have we all calmed down yet?
Oscar: Yes. Sorry about that.
Angela: It was all my fault.
Senator: Let's all try to do better next time. Kevin, great to see you.
Kevin: Yeah. Thank you for the food. Oh, and also, you suck.
Senator: I beg your pardon.
Kevin: You are, like, a terrible person. These guys care about you and you're just using them. Again, the food was very good.
Quote from Pam
Pam: I was hoping for a righteous mob, and I ended up with Dwight and Nellie. But, they both have a mob mentality. And, I'm pretty sure Dwight has a pitchfork in his car.
Dwight K. Schrute: [enters quickly] You need my pitchfork?
Quote from Creed
Meredith: Yeah, and somebody had the balls to put my phone number on the men's room wall. Which is so messed up. It's 6782 not 83.
Creed: Uh, 6783's also a good time. Less mileage.