Angela Quote #194
Quote from Angela in The Target
Angela: No, no, no. It has to be physical. I want this person to suffer.
Trevor: What about a knee-capping?
Dwight K. Schrute: No! You're not helping, Trevor.
Angela: Yes, a knee-capping could work.
Dwight K. Schrute: No. Angela! What are you saying?
Angela: You said you would be there for me.
Dwight K. Schrute: I'm trying, but what you're asking is-
Angela: It's the only thing that will make this right.
Dwight K. Schrute: Okay. But it's cruel, because a woman with damaged knees can't scrub worth a damn.
Trevor: All right, then it's settled. One knee-capping. Now, the hit goes down at 4:00. Keep in mind, once I leave, there's no turning back.
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Nellie: Oh, you salty dog.
Darryl: Well, yeah, what can I say, a player's gotta play.
Pete: There you go.
[aside to camera:]
Darryl: Actually, that was the sound of me eating spaghetti. But I'm gonna let them think the other thing.
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Pam: If you're an artist, you have to be okay with the idea that you can't please everybody all the time.
Hide: You paint very bad!
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