Michael Scott Quote #1751
Quote from Michael Scott in Scott's Tots
Erin: Frankie's Dirty Joke of the Day? There's a bunch of those.
Michael Scott: Keep.
Erin: There's a bunch of sent e-mails that just say "Delivered." Should I delete all of those?
Michael Scott: I want to keep those so I can see what I sent.
Erin: That's why you have a "Sent Mail" folder.
Michael Scott: Keep.
Erin: There's about 30 news alerts for "Nip slip."
Michael Scott: For what?
Erin: "Nip slip."
Michael Scott: Oh. Okay. I don't know how those got on there. Must be hackers.
The Office Quotes
‘Scott's Tots’ Quotes
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
Mikela: You lied to us.
Michael Scott: I lied to myself too. I'm not a millionaire. I thought I would be by the time I was 30, but I wasn't even close. And then I thought maybe by the time I was 40. But by 40, I had less money than when I was 30. Maybe by my 50s, I don't know. I wanted to pay for your education. I really did. It was my dream. Some people have evil dreams, some people have selfish dreams or wet dreams. My dream was in the right place.
Quote from Stanley
Pam: What's "Scott's Tots?"
Stanley: [breaking out laughing] Has it really been ten years?
[aside to camera:]
Stanley: [holding up a newspaper] "Local businessman pledges college tuition to third graders" [laughs]
Quote from Andy
Andy: Dr. Tuna, MD, I have some terrible news.
Jim: Wait, are you the patient or the doctor?
Andy: The entire office has come down with a pernicious case of the Mondays.
Jim: Wow. What do you put our chances at?
Andy: 0%, unless we perform an immediate emergency morale transplant, stat!
Jim: Hmm, sounds risky.
Andy: Don't worry. There is a surefire cure. Employee of the Month. Every awesome place I've worked has had one.
[aside to camera:]
Andy: Bear Stearns, Lehman Brothers, AIG, my summer at Enron.