Michael Scott Quote #1234
Quote from Michael Scott in Crime Aid
Bob Vance: 500.
Michael Scott: 500, 500, 500.
Dwight K. Schrute: 500 and one penny.
Michael Scott: 500 and one penny. $1 million!
Bob Vance: 700.
Dwight K. Schrute: 700 and one penny.
Michael Scott: Humuna-humuna-humuna-humuna-humuna-
Dwight K. Schrute: Eh, it's not worth it.
Michael Scott: 1,000 going once, 1,000 going twice. Sold for 1,000 dollar. [applause] Nicely done.
The Office Quotes
‘Crime Aid’ Quotes
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: To recoup their losses, I am planning a little charity auction. Where people from all over Scranton can come and bid on our goods and services. I'm calling it Crime Aid. It's like Farm Aid. But instead of farms fighting against AIDS, it is us fighting against our own poverty.
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Quote from Darryl
Darryl: Mike gave me a list of his top ten Springsteen songs. Three of them were Huey Lewis and the News. One was Tracy Chapman, Fast Car. And my personal favorite, Short People.