Kevin Quote #56
Kevin: So, Jim, who do you think is hotter, Pam or Karen?
Jim: Yeah, I'm not going to talk about this now.
Kevin: Pam is taller.
Jim: You sure?
Kevin: Yes. She has bigger breasts, too.
Jim: Wow.
Kevin: But I think Karen has a prettier face.
Jim: Uh-huh. Uh-huh. What else?
Kevin: Well, I mean, Pam's face is really pretty, too. It's a very tough call.
Jim: Mmm. Really tough call. You know what, why don't you take the rest of the day and figure it out and then come back and tell me what you've got.
Kevin: Will do.
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