Michael Scott: They say that your wedding day goes by in such a flash that you're lucky if you even get a piece of your own cake. I say, that's crazy. I say, "Let them eat cake." Margaret Thatcher said that about marriage. Smart broad.

Michael Scott: No need for consternation. Everything is under control.
Jan: [on the phone] Michael, last Friday, one of your employees attacked another employee in your office.
Michael Scott: It was a crime of passion, Jan. Not a disgruntled employee. Everyone here is extremely gruntled.

Jim: You know, when I saw Dwight, I realized how stupid and petty all those pranks I pulled on him were. And then he spoke. I wonder how hard it would be to get a copy of his room key.

Michael Scott: Sorry, my meeting ran late.
Jan: Really?
Michael Scott: Yes, Jan, really, with the rep from Hammermill.
Josh: They're exclusive with Staples.
Michael Scott: Used to be. Evan'll call you in the morning to work out the details. We can now sell Hammermill products.
Dwight K. Schrute: Yes!
Jan: Well, Michael, I guess I underestimated you.
Michael Scott: Yeah, well, maybe next time you will estimate me.

Michael Scott: I was shocked when he told me he was transferring to Stamford. It's like with firemen, you don't leave your brothers behind. Even if you find out that there is a better fire in Connecticut.