Michael Scott Quote #375
Quote from Michael Scott in Valentine's Day
Jan: I just I just don't know what to do anymore, Michael. I mean, I'm probably gonna get fired.
Michael Scott: No, you're not.
Jan: Yeah, I- Michael, the CFO thinks that we slept together. Don't you understand? People get fired for much less. And I just can't believe that you told everybody. And we didn't even sleep together.
Michael Scott: Technically, we fell asleep in the same bed. So...
Angela: Oh, God. Michael, it was months ago. It was once. It's over. Do you understand?
Michael Scott: Yes, I'm sorry. I'll fix it. I will talk to him. I'll talk to David.
Jan: Surely, you cannot be serious.
Michael Scott: I am serious. "And don't call me Shirley." Airplane!
The Office Quotes
‘Valentine's Day’ Quotes
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: What's this? What is this?
Jim: I don't know. It's on your desk.
Dwight K. Schrute: Yeah, but who put it here? And for what purpose?
Jim: It was there when I sat down.
Dwight K. Schrute: "Happy Valentine's Day." It's me. I'm the Bobble Head. Yes!
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: Well, here we go, on our way to New York. New York, New York. The city so nice, they named it twice. Manhattan is the other name.
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: Here it is. The heart of New York City, Times Square. Named for the good times you have when you're in it. Most people, when they come to New York, they go straight to the Empire State Building. That's pretty touristy. I come here. Great places to eat. We have Bubba Gump shrimp, Red Lobster down there. You know, this is the heart of civilization, right here.