Dwight K. Schrute Quote #46
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in Office Olympics
Dwight K. Schrute: I don't even know what to say.
Michael Scott: I'm thinking, lock you into a four-year commitment. We'll go month-to-month after that. Or until I start dating, have a girlfriend and then, you're, you know, you're gone.
Dwight K. Schrute: So, question. Where can I put my terrarium?
Michael Scott: What the hell is a terrarium?
Dwight K. Schrute: It's a fish tank for snakes and lizards.
Michael Scott: Oh, so, an aquarium? That will not come into this place, okay?
Dwight K. Schrute: Question. My grandparents left me a large number of armoires...
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Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: Actually, I do own property. My grandfather left me a 60 acre working beet farm. I run it with my cousin Mose. We sell beets to local stores and restaurants. It's a nice little farm. Sometimes teenagers use it for sex.
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: Oh, thank God. It was nice of him to offer, but I live in a nine-bedroom farmhouse. I have my own crossbow range. It's a perfect situation for me. Although, two bathrooms would have been nice. We just have the one. And it's under the porch.
Quote from Stanley
Jim: Stanley, I just played Dunder Ball with Toby. What about you? You got any games?
Stanley: Yeah, I got a game. It's called "work hard, so my kids can go to college."
Jim: Fair enough.