Dwight K. Schrute Quote #42

Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in Office Olympics

Carole: Are we ready to sign some papers?
Dwight K. Schrute: Actually, no, we have a couple of questions. About the neighborhood.
Bill: It's very safe. It's very clean. Also, it's very accepting of all lifestyles.
Carole: It's a very gay-friendly neighborhood.
Michael Scott: Oh, good, that's good. It's good to be accommodating of that.
Dwight K. Schrute: Let's go check out the master bedroom.

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Jim: Fair enough.