Kevin Quote #307
Kevin: So, me and Philip were just talking and we decided we're gonna be best friends. He's a little standoffish at first. But once he starts buying you things, man, you can tell he likes you.
The Office Quotes
‘A.A.R.M.’ Quotes
Quote from Stanley
Stanley: Over the course of this documentary I've had three affairs. If you find my body in a ditch, let me save the police some trouble: my wife did it.
Quote from Meredith
Jim: Okay, big day today. Airing of the documentary. Who's excited?
[aside to camera:]
Meredith: I'd better come out of this smelling like a rose. I've been on my best behavior for nine years. If it wasn't for the cameras, I would've done some truly vulgar crap.
Quote from Creed
Creed: This airs tonight? Oh, my God. If my parents see this, I am toast.