Andy Quote #610

Quote from Andy in A.A.R.M.

Andy: [as an old man] Hey, what's goin' on over here? Some sort of singing competition for the young'uns?
Casey: You're back!
Andy: No, it's me, Andy!
Casey: No, I know.
Andy: No, no, no. I'm wearing makeup.
Casey: You did a really great job. You even look shorter.
Andy: Oh, I took out my lifts.
Casey: Oh.
Andy: Yeah, unlike Andy Bernard, this character is my real height.

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