Jim Quote #623
Dwight K. Schrute: Wait, no, no, no, stop. Spouses can read each other's minds. You're trying to give your wife this job.
Jim: That's exactly what I was doing. Plop, what animal am I picturing?
Pete: A horse.
Jim: Ew, the exact opposite, actually.
Pete: What's the opposite of a horse?
Jim: Come on.
Jim & Dwight: Sea horse.
Jim: Whoa. How did you know that I was gonna—
Jim & Dwight: Say that? Uncanny.
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