Dwight K. Schrute Quote #1268
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in A.A.R.M.
Erin: [over intercom] The tea in Nepal is very hot.
Dwight K. Schrute: But the coffee in Peru is far hotter.
Erin: Close.
Dwight K. Schrute: This is Tuesday, right? The coffee in Paraguay is far hotter?
Erin: Colder.
Dwight K. Schrute: The coffee in Paraguay is colder?
Erin: No, I meant you're getting colder. The correct response is, "the coffee in Peru is much hotter."
Dwight K. Schrute: Ah, much, okay.
Erin: But, that's three wrong, so I gotta give you the steam. [Dwight begins to protest] Unless you want me to break protocol?
Dwight K. Schrute: No, no. Give me the steam.
[aside to camera:]
Dwight K. Schrute: It's just harmless steam to panic intruders. I'd like to get harmful steam, but the prices are absurd.
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