Kevin Quote #293

Quote from Kevin in Paper Airplane

Dwight K. Schrute: Hey, that is a really nice plane. You make that yourself?
Kevin: Uh-huh.
Dwight K. Schrute: Well, what am I thinking? Of course you made that yourself. Cause it's in the rules that you have to fold your own plane.
Kevin: Of course.
Nellie: Kevin, did you make that yourself?
Kevin: Yes. In a way. From one that I bought on Craigslist.
Nellie: Oh man.
Dwight K. Schrute: [crushing plane] I call for a refold!
Kevin: No.
Angela: Really? [to Dwight] Thank you.
Kevin: This is flatter.
Dwight K. Schrute: It's a piece of paper. You fold it into an airplane.

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