Andy Quote #587

Quote from Andy in Paper Airplane

Director: We are rolling and...action!
Andy: This video is to demonstrate the HPRDC chemical handling protocols. These protocols could save you from severe injury, even death.
Producer: Okay, um, stop. Um, why are you smiling so much?
Andy: Just made a character choice to be a scientist who really likes what he does and enjoys his job.
Director: Okay, well maybe no smiling on this one.
Andy: So how do you want, how should I do it?
Director: I don't know, just like you're reporting the news or something. Okay?
Andy: This video is to demonstrate the HPRDC chemical handling protocols. It's Tom Brokaw, it's a newscaster.
Director: Who was that?
Andy: Tom Brokaw!

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