Dwight K. Schrute Quote #1251
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in Stairmageddon
Dwight K. Schrute: Yeah, maybe I'll never be manager, but I just managed to get our most stubborn salesman to close a sale with one of our biggest clients, and I must say, it's the most pleasant I've ever seen Stanley. I think we should consider injecting him with bull tranquilizer on a daily basis.
The Office Quotes
‘Stairmageddon’ Quotes
Quote from Stanley
Stanley: So I just smiled and complimented her grand kids, and we closed it?
Dwight K. Schrute: You earned yourself a nice, fat commission and you didn't even know it. I'll go tell Andy the good news. Oh. [chuckles] Silly me. Gotta take the stairs.
Stanley: Oh, no, I'm not doing that again. You got me down, you gotta get me back up.
Dwight K. Schrute: Well- No, no, n-
Stanley: [stabs his own leg with a tranquilizer dart and falls to the ground]
Dwight K. Schrute: We need a winch and a hoist.
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: For five years I've held my instincts in check because I wanted to be made manager. Maybe it's time for me to just let that thought go. It's kind of painful, but it's also freeing in a way. Now it's all about my instincts.
Quote from Erin
Stanley: What the hell? No. This is not happening.
Erin: Didn't you get the memo? It's Stairmageddon! Come on, Stanley!
[aside to camera:]
Erin: Dwight is having maintenance done on the elevator today, and he was really on top of it. Weeks ago, he started the Stairmageddon Awareness campaign. The idea was to get us prepared, both mentally and physically, for a day that hopefully comes once in a 100 years. It's a... "Mageddon!"