Darryl Quote #170
Quote from Darryl in Vandalism
Jim: Darryl, it doesn't matter. I think you know the point I'm trying to make.
Darryl: All right, I'm being a jerk. You got me this job. I should be grateful. I am, I just... you know, I get finicky about my stuff. That's all.
Jim: It's all good. Are we all good?
Darryl: We good.
Jim: What's that cooler?
Darryl: Nothing. [pulls out a can] It's mine. [Jim shakes his head] ... [scrolling through DVR recordings] What happened to my Tavis Smileys?
Jim: Oh, crap. Were those yours?
The Office Quotes
‘Vandalism’ Quotes
Quote from Kevin
Senator: Well, have we all calmed down yet?
Oscar: Yes. Sorry about that.
Angela: It was all my fault.
Senator: Let's all try to do better next time. Kevin, great to see you.
Kevin: Yeah. Thank you for the food. Oh, and also, you suck.
Senator: I beg your pardon.
Kevin: You are, like, a terrible person. These guys care about you and you're just using them. Again, the food was very good.
Quote from Pam
Pam: I was hoping for a righteous mob, and I ended up with Dwight and Nellie. But, they both have a mob mentality. And, I'm pretty sure Dwight has a pitchfork in his car.
Dwight K. Schrute: [enters quickly] You need my pitchfork?
Quote from Creed
Meredith: Yeah, and somebody had the balls to put my phone number on the men's room wall. Which is so messed up. It's 6782 not 83.
Creed: Uh, 6783's also a good time. Less mileage.