Dwight K. Schrute Quote #1203
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in Vandalism
Pam: That sucked. He didn't apologize. There's no talking to that guy.
Dwight K. Schrute: Oh, your little feelings party didn't work out? Huh? Who won the hugging contest? No, let me guess. Everyone tied for first.
Pam: We should just take him down.
Dwight K. Schrute: Wait. Are you saying...
Pam: I'm saying we should go scorched earth on that guy's face.
[aside to camera:]
Dwight K. Schrute: Normally, I find Pam to be a comforting, if unarousing, presence around the office. Like a well-watered fern. But, today, she has tapped into this vengeful, violent side. And I'm like, wow, Pam has kind of a good butt.
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‘Vandalism’ Quotes
Quote from Kevin
Senator: Well, have we all calmed down yet?
Oscar: Yes. Sorry about that.
Angela: It was all my fault.
Senator: Let's all try to do better next time. Kevin, great to see you.
Kevin: Yeah. Thank you for the food. Oh, and also, you suck.
Senator: I beg your pardon.
Kevin: You are, like, a terrible person. These guys care about you and you're just using them. Again, the food was very good.
Quote from Pam
Pam: I was hoping for a righteous mob, and I ended up with Dwight and Nellie. But, they both have a mob mentality. And, I'm pretty sure Dwight has a pitchfork in his car.
Dwight K. Schrute: [enters quickly] You need my pitchfork?
Quote from Creed
Meredith: Yeah, and somebody had the balls to put my phone number on the men's room wall. Which is so messed up. It's 6782 not 83.
Creed: Uh, 6783's also a good time. Less mileage.