Dwight K. Schrute Quote #1200
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in Vandalism
Dwight K. Schrute: [in warehouse] I am handing out pieces of paper. On which, you will draw one human butt. What I do with said drawings, is no one's business but my own.
Frank: You're gonna to compare 'um to the butts up there. [gestures mural]
Dwight K. Schrute: Incorrect. It is my fetish. Oh, also, sign them. My fetish is signed drawings of butts.
Glenn: I'm not drawing a butt.
Nellie: All right then, they're bottoms. Uh, we should ask you to do big, rounded Ws.
Dwight K. Schrute: Yes. Or nipplous breasts. Perhaps.
Val: Okay, okay. I think it's time to get back to work. Come on, fellas. Let's go.
Dwight K. Schrute: Or melons. Like cantaloupes. With the halves are cut off. And then, just the bottom parts...
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‘Vandalism’ Quotes
Quote from Kevin
Senator: Well, have we all calmed down yet?
Oscar: Yes. Sorry about that.
Angela: It was all my fault.
Senator: Let's all try to do better next time. Kevin, great to see you.
Kevin: Yeah. Thank you for the food. Oh, and also, you suck.
Senator: I beg your pardon.
Kevin: You are, like, a terrible person. These guys care about you and you're just using them. Again, the food was very good.
Quote from Pam
Pam: I was hoping for a righteous mob, and I ended up with Dwight and Nellie. But, they both have a mob mentality. And, I'm pretty sure Dwight has a pitchfork in his car.
Dwight K. Schrute: [enters quickly] You need my pitchfork?
Quote from Creed
Meredith: Yeah, and somebody had the balls to put my phone number on the men's room wall. Which is so messed up. It's 6782 not 83.
Creed: Uh, 6783's also a good time. Less mileage.