Dwight K. Schrute Quote #1157
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in Suit Warehouse
Dwight K. Schrute: [on the phone] I hope you've been paying your wig storage bills, Jimbo, because it's time for another episode of "Handsome and Stinky, paper brothers for hire".
Jim: Sorry, Stinky, can't do it. Too busy.
Dwight K. Schrute: Oh, god, this again? You're Stinky.
Jim: Okay. There's no possible way I can get there, so just ask Phyllis. She can be your older sister or something.
Dwight K. Schrute: Phyllis, my sister? More like my dead great great grandmother who died of stupidity.
Phyllis: I have ears, Dwight.
Dwight K. Schrute: Oh, do you really have ears, Phyllis? Like all human beings? We all have ears. [on phone] See what you leave me with here, Jim?
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Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: Stone and Son Suit Warehouse recently lost their paper provider. They're a family owned business. [chuckles] Jim and I used to clean up at those. We'd go in pretending to be family, brothers. We did it at a family owned law firm, at a family owned construction company, and a family owned motorcycle store. Jim and Dwight Schrupert. I was the dynamic, likable winner that was doted upon by Mom. And Jim was the closeted foot fetishist pretending to belong. The client never knew any of that. But I knew.
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Darryl: Damn! Jim, you got a real Facebook energy going on here man. You Zuckerberged this place out!
Quote from Clark
Oscar: Hey, look who's back, Dwight Junior.
Kevin: Hey, so how was it? I mean... the sex with Jan.
Clark: A gentleman doesn't discuss such matters. Especially when the feelings of a lady are involved.
[aside to camera:]
Clark: Women reach their sexual peak at whatever age Jan was last week. I mean it was... like making love with a wild animal. But not like a cougar like you might think. It was, uh, like a swarm of bees. Bees that just find something wrong with every hotel room.