Dwight K. Schrute Quote #1147
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in Dwight Christmas
Pam: For what it's worth, I liked your party better.
Dwight K. Schrute: Everyone thought the food was gross, and that Belsnickel was some darkly erotic freak.
Pam: I don't think anyone thought that.
Dwight K. Schrute: Jim couldn't even stay till the end of the party.
Pam: Well, that didn't have anything to do with you.
Dwight K. Schrute: I don't care. Guess how much I care on a scale of one to ten.
Pam: Zero.
Dwight K. Schrute: Damn It!
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‘Dwight Christmas’ Quotes
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: In a head-to-head contest, people prefer Belsnickel over Santa every time. There aren't as many songs about him, but I attribute that more to rhyming difficulties. My brother and I wrote one once. It was about a fickle pickle salesman who would tickle you for a nickel.
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: Or, who was it that suggested the authentic Pennsylvania Dutch Christmas? I think it was someone really popular.
Phyllis: We already said no.
Angela: No, no, no.
Nellie: Too weird.
[aside to camera:]
Dwight K. Schrute: This is me and my family celebrating Pennsylvania Dutch Christmas in 1982 on the farm. There's me and my brother Jeb breaking the ceremonial pig rib. He doesn't come back for Christmas anymore. The sepia tint is from an app on my phone. This is the same photo, matrix style.
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Dwight K. Schrute: [plays a trumpet] And Pennsylvania Dutch Christmas has officially begun.
Meredith: Ugh. What is this stuff, lava?
Dwight K. Schrute: That is gluhwein, otherwise known as glow-wine, also used to sterilize medical instruments. And, interesting factoid, this is the very spoon that guided my soft skull through the birth canal when I was born. Enjoy.