Oscar Quote #113
Angela: [whispering] Okay, we should go now. Let's go.
Oscar: Just wait. Just a minute. Just watch. [scoffs]
Angela: Wait. Why are you- Oh. Are you getting your jollies right now? Can't get enough of the show? Your jollies are all on fire-
Oscar: [whispering] Please. It's Robert who's enjoying it.
Angela: What?
Oscar: This could be the affair that you're scared of. Politicians are wonderful liars. You never know who they really are. ... But uh, he's probably not gay. He's straight. He's straight, so...
The Office Quotes
‘The Whale’ Quotes
Quote from Creed
Phyllis: Guys, we can't let Dwight blow this. An account this size could double our growth. That means raises, bonuses... Pizza Friday could come back.
Meredith: Hey, remember that week in the 90's when we got bagels?
Creed: I miss Clinton.
Quote from Nellie
Nellie: [to Dwight] I have, uh, written down a few questions. One, have you ever killed a woman? How many women have you killed? Please, sir, will you not kill me?
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
David: Guys, listen, this is big news. The Scranton White Pages just got in contact with my office. They've apparently just dropped the supplier they've been with for the last ten years. .
Dwight K. Schrute: The White Pages.
[aside to camera:]
Dwight K. Schrute: The White Pages: Do you want it? No. Do you use it? No. Does it inexplicably show up on your doorstep three times a year? Yes, yes, and yes. There's a reason that we in the paper industry call this thing "the White Whale". Look at all that sweet blubber.