Andy Quote #530
Nellie: Andy?
Andy: Who is it?
Nellie: Um, is this a good time?
Andy: Yeah. Perfect time. Right in the middle of a rooftop crisis. [takes paper from Nelly] Fine, let me read it. What do we have here? Uh, okay... blah blah blah blah blah, dah dah dah dah dah dah. You've made this very easy for me. It's unsignable.
Nellie: Oh, what- Is there something?
Andy: It's inaccurate, dishonest and, in a word, dongwater.
Nellie: Ah well, perhaps I could rewrite some of the-
Andy: Here's the thing, you asked me to do you a favor? I did it. I read it. Thank you very much to me for my time. Good luck with your impossible dream.
Nellie: Alright then.
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