Dwight K. Schrute Quote #1056
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in Fundraiser
Kevin: Creed, I just bid twenty dollars on six Jujitsu lessons. No one's raping this guy!
Creed: Well, I don't want to get raped. [picks up clipboard] Twenty-Two!
Kevin: No, it was my idea to not be raped.
Dwight K. Schrute: Wait, you think Jujitsu classes cost $22. If you're going to guess the price, you might as well try to be halfway accurate. $180!
Kevin: Whoa, Dwight, I don't think you understand.
Dwight K. Schrute: You guess the price, you win the prize. Have you never been to a Quaker fair before? God!
The Office Quotes
‘Fundraiser’ Quotes
Quote from Kevin
Kevin: So Dwight doesn't understand silent auctions. I guess he's the stupid guy in the office, huh? Up till now, we didn't have one!
Quote from Kevin
Kevin: Sometimes I feel like every one I work with is an idiot. And by sometimes, I mean all times. All the times. Every of the times!
Quote from Ryan
Ryan: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Pam: Okay fine. Ryan, something the matter?
Ryan: Smokey's dead.
Pam: Smokey, the bear?
Ryan: Smokey Robinson, Pam. He died like an hour ago, I guess I'm the first to know.
Jim: Wow. That's terrible, I really liked him.
Ryan: Oh you liked him? That's nice. Did you like when he changed the course of American music like two or three times? Did you like that "Tracks of My Tears" is maybe the last true love song ever written? I'm glad you liked him Jim. I am completely devastated right now.
Jim: Well, I second that emotion.
Ryan: Huh?