Dwight K. Schrute Quote #1044
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in Get the Girl
Jim: I mean, if we go in there and take these raises, what are we saying? That it's okay for someone to just take someone else's job? Shouldn't work like that.
Dwight K. Schrute: No, you know what? Nellie's right. That is exactly how it should work. Darryl, this office is mine now.
Darryl: No.
Dwight K. Schrute: Yes.
Darryl: No.
Dwight K. Schrute: Yes.
Darryl: No.
Dwight K. Schrute: Yes.
Darryl: No.
Dwight K. Schrute: Yes.
Darryl: No.
Dwight K. Schrute: Yes. Yes, sorry too late. I'm here. This is mine. Back off. [Darryl pulls him out of the office by his hair] Ow! Ow, ow, ow. Ow, ow, ow, Ow. Well fought. I accept the outcome.
The Office Quotes
‘Get the Girl’ Quotes
Quote from Nellie
Nellie: I grew up poor. I had little formal education. No real skills. I don't work especially hard, and most of my ideas are either unoriginal or total crap. And yet, I walked right into a job for which I was ill-prepared, ill-suited, and somebody else already had, and I got it. If you ask me, that's the American dream right there. Anything can happen to anyone. It's just random.
Quote from Robert
Robert: My point is, there is one person in charge of every office in America, and that person is Charles Darwin. In the end, doesn't he decide who the manager is?
Quote from Nellie
Nellie: That one looks empty.
Jim: No, that's Andy's office.
Nellie: Oh, is it?
[aside to camera:]
Nellie: I have one simple philosophy in business: if the seat is open, the job is open. It's how I came to briefly race a Formula One car. The three slowest laps ever recorded.