Jim Quote #555
Quote from Jim in Last Day in Florida
Pam: [on the phone with Jim] He said, "I did like Dwight"? He's gonna fire him.
Jim: No, no, I think it was more like, "You know, I liked him, but I don't anymore because he did a bad job, so I'm definitely gonna yell at him".
Pam: Robert doesn't talk like that. You have to stop Dwight from doing this.
Jim: I tried. He will not listen.
Pam: Did you actually try your hardest?
Jim: Yes... my pretty hardest. Look, you haven't dealt with him in awhile, all right. He's like super Dwight. It's like he's been bitten by a radioactive Dwight, or som- Stanley, back me up.
Stanley: Don't talk to me.
Jim: Stanley's very upset that we're leaving Florida. But he would back me up.
The Office Quotes
‘Last Day in Florida’ Quotes
Quote from Oscar
Phyllis: If Dwight's not coming back, does that mean we can open his treasure?
Oscar: You guys, we've gone over this, there is no treasure.
[aside to camera:]
Oscar: When the team left for Tallahassee, Dwight told everyone not to touch his treasure. Obviously he wants us to obsess about it. There's nothing in there. Which is obviously what he would want us to think, making it the perfect place to hide a treasure. Oh god, I'm Wallace Shawn in The Princess Bride.
Quote from Kevin
Darryl: Would you like to buy some cookies?
Kevin: Cookies, eh?
[aside to camera:]
Kevin: [rapping] Oh, the springtime thinks that it's the best. And fall time thinks that it's the best. Cold time has, kind of a strut. And Valentine's thinks that it's the best. But gather round, peeps, I'll tell you the truth. Nothing beats the cookie season, that's the truth.
Quote from Erin
Erin: Can you help me? I'm trying to make a video chat with Andy.
Irene: Just open the program and type in his username.
Erin: Can you just do it?
Irene: [after briefly typing] Here, type in your password.
Erin: 'Erin123'
Irene: That's a terrible password. And you don't "make a video chat", you video chat.
Erin: All right.