Dwight K. Schrute Quote #948
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in Mrs. California
Dwight K. Schrute: Kelly?
Kelly: I have these new sneakers which are basically like a gym for your feet.
[aside to camera:]
Dwight K. Schrute: That's okay. I know how to build a business. You gotta get the black people to do it to get the white people to do it. Then you gotta get the black people to stop doing it. One step at a time.
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