Dwight K. Schrute Quote #946
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in Mrs. California
Susan: I love shopping and sales is just the other side of that.
Dwight K. Schrute: That is true.
Andy: You know, if you joined our sales department you would be working very closely with our department head, Mr. Dwight Schrute.
Dwight K. Schrute: That's me.
Andy: Dwight, why don't you tell Susan about some of your hobbies. Survival skills. Ranking of animals.
Dwight K. Schrute: Maybe over a beer after she's closed her first sale.
Susan: Well, make that a red wine and I'll tell you my animal rankings.
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