Dwight K. Schrute Quote #943
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in Mrs. California
Dwight K. Schrute: Knock, knock, knock, knock, knock.
Darryl: You don't have to say it if you're doing it.
Dwight K. Schrute: [laughs] Remember how you said that you were looking in the office to do calisthenics and aerobics?
Darryl: Uh, weight lifting yeah.
Dwight K. Schrute: Well, today's your lucky day. I have opened in this very office building, Dwight Schrute's Gym for Muscles. You wanna take a look?
Darryl: I'll take a look.
Dwight K. Schrute: Your path from obesity begins right here!
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‘Mrs. California’ Quotes
Quote from Darryl
Darryl: I've been meaning to join a gym for my health. I used to say I wanted to live long enough to see a black president. I didn't realize how easy that would be. So now I want to live long enough to see a really, really gay president. Or a supermodel president. I want to see all the different kinds of presidents.
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: Standing is proven to be healthier, increases productivity and just looks cooler. Picture someone doing something heroic. Now was he sitting or standing? Not counting FDR.
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: Obese people in my office are a drain on resources. Chairs wear out faster. It takes more freon to keep them cool. They flush the toilets more often. Plus, their massive BMs bust the rivets on my pipes. But a gym turns fat into cash.