Dwight K. Schrute Quote #933
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in Pam's Replacement
Dwight K. Schrute: Do you find Cathy Simms attractive?
Jim: No.
Dwight K. Schrute: Yep, he's lying.
Pam: Ah, see, was that so hard?
Jim: I am not lying.
Pam: Really?
Jim: Pam, are you really gonna listen to his stupid homemade test?
Dwight K. Schrute: I would listen to my homemade test, because your husband is definitely lying. In fact, he's lied about every question. Even his name. Who are you really?
The Office Quotes
‘Pam's Replacement’ Quotes
Quote from Pam
Pam: The thing about pregnancy is people treat you differently. Like you're a kid almost. They lose all sense of boundaries. They start acting weird, telling you things that clearly aren't true. I know it sounds nuts, but I think Dwight is the only one who's telling me the truth.
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: Does your husband have very soft erections? Because if not, I just grabbed a very soft penis for nothing.
Quote from Creed
Dwight K. Schrute: Psst. We're not here. [slips a Toblerone to Creed]
Creed: Who said that?
Dwight K. Schrute: Exactly.
Creed: How'd I get this long triangle?