Dwight K. Schrute Quote #922
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in Pam's Replacement
Pam: Look at her. Even I want some fries with that shake.
Jim: Okay. Uh, I don't. So are we good? [Jim leaves]
Dwight K. Schrute: That's just absurd.
Pam: Yes, because she's hot, right?
Dwight K. Schrute: Her breasts are large, her waist is small, her reproductive health in ample evidence. And facial symmetry, come on.
The Office Quotes
‘Pam's Replacement’ Quotes
Quote from Pam
Pam: The thing about pregnancy is people treat you differently. Like you're a kid almost. They lose all sense of boundaries. They start acting weird, telling you things that clearly aren't true. I know it sounds nuts, but I think Dwight is the only one who's telling me the truth.
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: Does your husband have very soft erections? Because if not, I just grabbed a very soft penis for nothing.
Quote from Creed
Dwight K. Schrute: Psst. We're not here. [slips a Toblerone to Creed]
Creed: Who said that?
Dwight K. Schrute: Exactly.
Creed: How'd I get this long triangle?