Dwight K. Schrute Quote #915

Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in Doomsday

Dwight K. Schrute: Andy back me up here, please.
Andy: N- No!
Dwight K. Schrute: What?
Andy: No!
Oscar: Dwight, be human for once. Shut down the machine.
Kelly: Shut it down! Shut it down! Shut down the machine! [Erin screams] Shut it down! Shut it down!
Dwight K. Schrute: Good luck finding a new job, idiots. I'll make sure to write you a glowing reference. Glowingly negative.


 ‘Doomsday’ Quotes

Quote from Dwight K. Schrute

Dwight K. Schrute: Last night I dreamed that the number two was the most valued number in the world. The vice president had all the power. Athletes fought for silver medals. Women were considered the best gender. And stadiums of fans shouted "We're number two!' As with all my dreams, I'm guessing it was about my fear of immigrants.

Quote from Dwight K. Schrute

Andy: Where you going?
Dwight K. Schrute: In. I'm hungry.
Pam: Uh, could we come in too? Just for some water.
Dwight K. Schrute: Okay. Take off your shoes. Except you Kevin, they stay on.
Pam: Oh, wow. I forgot how pretty your house is.
Dwight K. Schrute: This is the new addition, built by Erasmus Schrute in 1808. It doubled as a tuberculosis recovery room until 2009.

Quote from Stanley

Andy: You know what, fine! I try to start fun traditions for you guys, but if you don't want to sing, no traditions!
Stanley: [singing] Closing time, every new beginning...
[aside to camera:]
Stanley: I've never heard that song before. And once I heard it, I did not care for it. But that song means it's time to go home. Now, it's my favorite song.