Dwight K. Schrute Quote #870

Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager

Dwight K. Schrute: I just really, really think we should handle this internally.
Ryan: Dwight, why is it on us to protect you?
Dwight K. Schrute: Because you guys are my best friends, and I mean that. Managing you for this last week has been the greatest honor of my life. And if you ruin this, I will burn this office to the ground. And I mean that figuratively. Not literally. Because you guys are so... so important... to me. I love you guys. But don't cross me. But you're the best.

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