Dwight K. Schrute Quote #852
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in Goodbye, Michael
[The next day, in the conference room for Michael's going away party:]
DeAngelo: Well, if he's not gonna make it, at least we should go ahead and eat the cake. Yeah. I, for one, love the corners. Why did I just do that? This is not even that good. I don't even- I don't even want it. I had cake for lunch. No, you know what? I've been good. I deserve this. What am I doing? Come on, Deangelo.
Erin: Hey.
DeAngelo: [screaming into the cake] No! No!
Dwight K. Schrute: Uh-oh. [Jim nods]
The Office Quotes
‘Goodbye, Michael’ Quotes
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: Well, got almost everybody, so... Holly's my family now. She's my family. And the babies that I make with her will be my children. The people that you work with are just, when you get down to it, your very best friends. They say on your deathbed you never wish you spent more time at the office, but I will. Got to be a lot better than a deathbed. I actually don't understand deathbeds. I mean, who would buy that?
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: [addressing Creed, Gabe and Meredith] Whether you're scared of dying or dying alone or dying drunk in a ditch, don't be. It's going to be okay.
[aside to camera:]
Michael Scott: Yeah, I was tripling up. There's not enough time in the day to have a special moment with everybody.
Quote from Kelly
Kelly: I think we should do cupcakes. I am one of the few people who looks hot eating a cupcake.