Dwight K. Schrute Quote #851
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in Goodbye, Michael
Michael Scott: Dwight, I will be leaving tomorrow.
Dwight K. Schrute: Yes?
Michael Scott: So I wanted to give you that. It's a letter of recommendation.
[aside to camera:]
Dwight K. Schrute: This is gonna be good. [clears throat] "To whom it may concern." Good, real personal.
Thanks, Michael. "The dictionary defines 'superlative' as 'of the highest kind, quality, or order, surpassing all else or others; supreme.'" That's great. If I wanted the dictionary definition, I'd buy a dictionary. "I define it as Dwight Schrute. As a sales executive, as a leader, as a man, and as a friend, he is of the highest kind, quality, and order; supreme." [getting emotional] Lots more like that. Really repetitive. [finding business card] What's this? "2:45 behind the building, paintball."
The Office Quotes
‘Goodbye, Michael’ Quotes
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: Well, got almost everybody, so... Holly's my family now. She's my family. And the babies that I make with her will be my children. The people that you work with are just, when you get down to it, your very best friends. They say on your deathbed you never wish you spent more time at the office, but I will. Got to be a lot better than a deathbed. I actually don't understand deathbeds. I mean, who would buy that?
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: [addressing Creed, Gabe and Meredith] Whether you're scared of dying or dying alone or dying drunk in a ditch, don't be. It's going to be okay.
[aside to camera:]
Michael Scott: Yeah, I was tripling up. There's not enough time in the day to have a special moment with everybody.
Quote from Kelly
Kelly: I think we should do cupcakes. I am one of the few people who looks hot eating a cupcake.