Andy Quote #334
Quote from Andy in Goodbye, Michael
DeAngelo: You know how I met Jo Bennett and got started on my ladder of success?
Andy: No, I don't.
DeAngelo: Walkin' along, out of work... Again. Thinking to myself, I've only got enough cash to buy a sandwich or get drunk. And I see this guy trying to steal this lady's dog. So I grab the dog, he runs off. She's so grateful, she hires me.
Andy: Aw, wow.
DeAngelo: Gimme that dog! It's not your dog! Yeah. Again.
Andy: Oh, okay.
DeAngelo: Gimme that damn dog, you [bleep] thief! It's her dog! Don't ever do it again! You hear me? You feel that energy? Yeah? Whoo! Yeah. Okay, again.
The Office Quotes
‘Goodbye, Michael’ Quotes
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: Well, got almost everybody, so... Holly's my family now. She's my family. And the babies that I make with her will be my children. The people that you work with are just, when you get down to it, your very best friends. They say on your deathbed you never wish you spent more time at the office, but I will. Got to be a lot better than a deathbed. I actually don't understand deathbeds. I mean, who would buy that?
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: [addressing Creed, Gabe and Meredith] Whether you're scared of dying or dying alone or dying drunk in a ditch, don't be. It's going to be okay.
[aside to camera:]
Michael Scott: Yeah, I was tripling up. There's not enough time in the day to have a special moment with everybody.
Quote from Kelly
Kelly: I think we should do cupcakes. I am one of the few people who looks hot eating a cupcake.