Michael Scott: Holly and I are like Romeo and Juliet. And this office is like the dragon that kept them apart.

Dwight K. Schrute: My perfect Valentine's Day? I'm at home, three cell phones in front of me, fielding desperate calls from people who want to buy one of the 50 restaurant reservations I made over six months ago.

Michael Scott: No, no, it's great. I love working at Dunder Mifflin, a division of Taliban Enterprises.