Gabe Quote #23

Quote from Gabe in The Seminar

Gabe: So, I won.
Erin: I know. You get to pick.
Gabe: Well, that's actually what I came to talk to you about. I know how much you want to watch "WALL-E".
Erin: Yes?
Gabe: So I got us a compromise. This movie is called "Hardware". It tells the story of a killer combat robot, just like "WALL-E", that the government invented to destroy humans. It's some of what you like and some of what I like, and... married...
Andy: Hey, I heard you talking about movies before, and, anyway, I just watched this over the weekend. I thought you'd really like it.
Erin: There's a "Shrek" two?
Andy: Oh, yeah. See you tomorrow.
Gabe: Nice guy.

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 ‘The Seminar’ Quotes

Quote from Erin

Erin: I'm playing Scrabble with Gabe, and I've never won a game.
[aside to camera:]
Erin: The winner gets to pick the movie we watch. I have won no games. So far I've seen "The Shining", "Rosemary's Baby", "The Ring". Not really my thing. Although, I... I do like the early parts of the movies where they have a perfect family and everything.

Quote from Erin

Oscar: Why did you play "moo"?
Erin: Because I'm playing to win. I'm playing "moo", I'm playing "milk". Whatever it takes.
Oscar: Okay, but look, you could have hit "mood". Would have played a triple word.
Erin: Like the cow "mood" yesterday. God.
Oscar: Or moon.
Erin: The cow jumped over the moon.
Oscar: She's stuck on that one thing.
Pam: You know, it doesn't have to just be cow stuff, right?

Quote from Creed

Andy: Ladies and gentlemen, our special guest speaker will provoke you. He will inspire you. He is... Creed Bratton. [applause]
Creed: Two eyes, two ears, a chin, a mouth, ten fingers, two nipples. A butt, two kneecaps, a penis. I have just described to you the Loch Ness Monster. And the reward for its capture? All the riches in Scotland. So I have one question: Why are you here?