Michael Scott Quote #2087
Quote from Michael Scott in The Seminar
Holly: [in accent] Wonderful seminar!
Michael Scott: [as Mikanos] Almost as good as the first day when we first met. You are the love of my life. Come to me, Necropolis. Put your lips on my lips. Come on.
Holly: Michael, I should get back to work.
Michael Scott: What? Come on. It's time for grapes. [regular voice] Real fun day.
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[aside to camera:]
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