Michael Scott Quote #2047
Quote from Michael Scott in China
Ryan: Where is Tibet?
Michael Scott: Pass.
Ryan: When was China founded?
Michael Scott: Pass.
Jim: Two for two, keep it up.
Ryan: Who is Mao?
Michael Scott: Lifeline.
Andy: Damn it, Michael. You are moments away from the smack down of your life. If you don't know something, steer the conversation back to something you do know.
Michael Scott: I could talk about boobs. I bet he knows nothing about boobs.
Jim: What do you know about boobs?
The Office Quotes
‘China’ Quotes
Quote from Erin
Erin: What if we all get together and help each other and hire a new guy, and then we all kill him, but first we take out like a hundred thousand dollar life insurance policy. I bet you guys like that idea don't you?
[aside to camera:]
Erin: I think that's what they're doing to me. I can't prove it, but I wanted to see their faces when I said it. I learned nothing.
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: Owning a building is a war between the landlord and the tenant. Not a literal war, unfortunately, but I am using the same tactics. I've surrounded the enemy, and I'm slowly starving them. To save on electricity I've installed a timer and motion sensors on the lights. It's part of my green initiative. And by green, I mean money.
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: My whole life I believed that America was number one. That was the saying. Not America is number two. England is number two. China should be like eight.