Angela Quote #143
Quote from Angela in Andy's Play
Dwight K. Schrute: Give me the punch card.
Angela: No. If you want to punch the punch card, you have to take me to the show.
Dwight K. Schrute: That is not in the contract.
Angela: Well, there's a lot of gray area in that clause. Do you want to re-mediate?
Dwight K. Schrute: Alright, fine. I'll go to your little show, but I'm not wearing a cape.
Angela: Thank you.
[aside to camera:]
Angela: Dwight and I have a contractual agreement to procreate five times, plain and simple. And should he develop feelings for me, well, that would be permissible under item 7C, clause 2, so I would not object.
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