Dwight K. Schrute Quote #745

Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in Counseling

Darryl: Say stuff like, "Good morning, Good Afternoon". People appreciate that.
Dwight K. Schrute: Wait, I see you every day. Can I say "Good month?"
Darryl: I'm telling you how to do this man.
Andy: If someone offers you a cocktail, accept, but keep your wits about you.
Angela: Please and thank you go a long way.
Dwight K. Schrute: Copy. Thank you.
Angela: Thank you.
Dwight K. Schrute: Please.
Andy: [in a cockney accent] I think he's got it!

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 ‘Counseling’ Quotes

Quote from Erin

Erin: Disposable cameras are fun. Although it does seem wasteful and you don't ever get to see your pictures. If it's an important even that you want to remember, I recommend using a real camera. But I don't care if I forget today.

Quote from Ryan

Ryan: Psychiatrists tend to be more crazy than their patients. Therapists are whores. Psychiatry is a narcissism machine. I learn more from Dr. Seuss than from Dr. Freud. Earth: you don't have to be crazy to live here, but it helps. I don't know. Just use the best one.

Quote from Pam

Sales guy: Who can I speak to in this office about saving on window treatments?
Erin: I don't know.
Sales guy: Is one of you the office administrator?
Pam: [hesitates] I am. I am the office administrator!
Sales guy: Can I show you a few samples?
Pam: Oh, we're not interested. We're not interested at all.
[aside to camera:]
Pam: There are a few ways to get promoted. One is to wait for an opening and apply for it. That's the main way. But this could work.