Dwight K. Schrute Quote #746
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in Counseling
Salesman: Let me know if I can help you with anything.
Dwight K. Schrute: Excuse me, sir.
Salesman: Yes?
Dwight K. Schrute: I was here yesterday, and you refused to wait on me.
Salesman: I remember, yes. I'm terribly sorry about that.
Dwight K. Schrute: You work on commission, don't you?
Jim: Stop, stop, stop.
Salesman: No, we don't.
Jim: Did you just say you remember him?
Salesman: Of course, but he looks much less threatening now.
Jim: What does that mean?
Salesman: We had a safety concern. Um... we very politely indicated that he'd be welcome back...
Dwight K. Schrute: Good Morning!
Salesman: If he were in accordance with our dress policy.
Dwight K. Schrute: What?
Salesman: But the blood stained hands...
Dwight K. Schrute: It was beet juice! I am a beet farmer, idi...
Salesman: I'm very sorry.
Dwight K. Schrute: Good sir. I happen to have been working a very long day. When I came to you fine establishment. You are such a... I'm gonna... Okay. Listen. You can't treat... Thank you! Good morning sir!
Jim: Okay, let's just go.
Dwight K. Schrute: You made a big mistake. Huge!
The Office Quotes
‘Counseling’ Quotes
Quote from Erin
Erin: Disposable cameras are fun. Although it does seem wasteful and you don't ever get to see your pictures. If it's an important even that you want to remember, I recommend using a real camera. But I don't care if I forget today.
Quote from Ryan
Ryan: Psychiatrists tend to be more crazy than their patients. Therapists are whores. Psychiatry is a narcissism machine. I learn more from Dr. Seuss than from Dr. Freud. Earth: you don't have to be crazy to live here, but it helps. I don't know. Just use the best one.
Quote from Pam
Sales guy: Who can I speak to in this office about saving on window treatments?
Erin: I don't know.
Sales guy: Is one of you the office administrator?
Pam: [hesitates] I am. I am the office administrator!
Sales guy: Can I show you a few samples?
Pam: Oh, we're not interested. We're not interested at all.
[aside to camera:]
Pam: There are a few ways to get promoted. One is to wait for an opening and apply for it. That's the main way. But this could work.