Michael Scott Quote #1905
Quote from Michael Scott in The Cover-up
Michael Scott: How about Thursday?
Donna: Thursday works. Yeah, what do you wanna do?
Michael Scott: I can't do Thursday. Book club. How about Friday?
Donna: Oh, Friday doesn't work.
Michael Scott: Oh, really? 'cause I was thinking we could go to this concert. Spice Girls are opening for Weird Al. Front row. It'd be a great, great concert.
Donna: Shoot. I'm working.
Michael Scott: Oh okay. Well, maybe I could stop by.
Donna: Well, won't you be at the concert?
Michael Scott: Nope, that's Tuesday.
Donna: Oh, well, I can make it on Tuesday.
Michael Scott: You're cheating. You're cheating on me.
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