Dwight K. Schrute Quote #721
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in The Cover-up
Michael Scott: You're back. What happened?
Dwight K. Schrute: Oh, I pulled muscles in both my thighs. Thanks for asking.
Michael Scott: No, what happened with Donna?
Dwight K. Schrute: Yeah, no. She's not cheating. Oh, man! Will you help me work out this knot? Right here. [near his groin]
Michael Scott: Ugh!
Dwight K. Schrute: Put your fingers here.
Michael Scott: No. No! Are you sure?
Dwight K. Schrute: I'm positive. Yeah, oh, and here's your expense receipts right there.
Michael Scott: Who eats eight protein bars?
Dwight K. Schrute: People who don't trust egg whites.
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[separately to camera:]
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Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: Yeah, I'm good. Hey, you know an exercise for two people that uses the whole body?
Donna: [chuckles] Yeah, I think I know what you're talking about.
Dwight K. Schrute: Tractor pulling. Too bad there's not a tractor here.