Michael Scott Quote #1868
Quote from Michael Scott in Happy Hour
Michael Scott: So, what do you do?
Julie: I am an ESL teacher.
Michael Scott: Really?
Julie: Yeah.
Michael Scott: See, I didn't think you could teach that. I thought that was something you were born with. What am I thinking right now?
Julie: Are you thinking that I said 'ESP?'
Michael Scott: Yes. I feel like an idiot. Awesome.
[aside to camera:]
Julie: I was a little nervous when Pam told me he was her boss, but he doesn't act like a boss at all. [laughing] If I had a boss like that, we'd never get anything done.
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Darryl: Tell 'em your story, Hide.
Hide: In Japan, heart surgeon. Number one. Steady hand. One day, yakuza boss need new heart. I do operation. But, mistake! Yakuza boss die. Yakuza very mad. I hide in fishing boat, come to America. No English, no food, no money. Darryl give me job. Now I have house, American car, and new woman. Darryl save life. My big secret: I kill yakuza boss on purpose. I good surgeon. The best!