Michael Scott Quote #1748
Quote from Michael Scott in Shareholder Meeting
Michael Scott: Well, that was a waste of a text. Let's get down to brass tacks. I think that we might be in trouble. We don't seem to have a plan so I'm thinking I go down there. Maybe rattle off a few jokes. Congressman could follow.
O'Keefe: He's our best manager? Where's the off button on this moron?
Michael Scott: Uh, I'm not a moron. Time after time my branch leads in sales. I have personally won over 17 Dundie awards. So, I am not a moron and I am just trying to help, you know? So... you're the moron.
The Office Quotes
‘Shareholder Meeting’ Quotes
Quote from Oscar
Oscar: The Dunder Mifflin stock symbol is DMI. Do you know what that stands for? Dummies, morons and idiots. Because that's what you'd have to be to own it. And, as one of those idiots, I believe the board owes me answers.
Quote from Andy
Oscar: These questions are bush league.
Andy: You should get up and say something. You've got to be true to what's in there. Don't be a wuss.
[aside to camera:]
Andy: I've always been the guy who can rally other people to rebel. In high school I organized a walk out over standardized testing. Got over 500 students to just skip the SATs. At the last second I chickened out, took it anyway, got a 1220, always regretted it. I feel lachrymose.
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Woman: I'm just gonna run to the bathroom. Will you save my place?
Man: Sure.
Dwight K. Schrute: No. You will not.
Woman: Excuse me?
Dwight K. Schrute: Oh, I'm sorry. Were you raised in a household with no consequences?
Woman: It'll just be a second.
Dwight K. Schrute: Oh. If onlys and justs were candies and nuts then every day would be Erntedankfest.