Phyllis Quote #63
Quote from Phyllis in Shareholder Meeting
Jim: Hey, Phyllis. Are you just getting back from lunch now?
Phyllis: Bob took me to Capello's. We got a little tipsy.
Jim: Okay. You shouldn't be telling me that stuff and also shouldn't be taking two hour lunches without telling me.
Phyllis: Oh, it's okay. Michael doesn't really care about these things.
Jim: I care about them and I'm just as much of a boss as Michael. [Stanley chuckles] What's so funny? I'm a co-manager.
Stanley: That doesn't make you a boss.
Phyllis: It's not like you can fire people or anything.
The Office Quotes
‘Shareholder Meeting’ Quotes
Quote from Oscar
Oscar: The Dunder Mifflin stock symbol is DMI. Do you know what that stands for? Dummies, morons and idiots. Because that's what you'd have to be to own it. And, as one of those idiots, I believe the board owes me answers.
Quote from Andy
Oscar: These questions are bush league.
Andy: You should get up and say something. You've got to be true to what's in there. Don't be a wuss.
[aside to camera:]
Andy: I've always been the guy who can rally other people to rebel. In high school I organized a walk out over standardized testing. Got over 500 students to just skip the SATs. At the last second I chickened out, took it anyway, got a 1220, always regretted it. I feel lachrymose.
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Woman: I'm just gonna run to the bathroom. Will you save my place?
Man: Sure.
Dwight K. Schrute: No. You will not.
Woman: Excuse me?
Dwight K. Schrute: Oh, I'm sorry. Were you raised in a household with no consequences?
Woman: It'll just be a second.
Dwight K. Schrute: Oh. If onlys and justs were candies and nuts then every day would be Erntedankfest.