Ryan Quote #99
Quote from Ryan in Shareholder Meeting
Jim: Hey, Ryan. Could you start consolidating all our Rolodex information into Outlook?
Ryan: Uh, it doesn't seem like there's much of a point if the company's going under.
Jim: But if the company doesn't go under then we'll finally have all our contacts in one program.
Ryan: The company's probably going under, though.
Jim: Could go either way.
Ryan: Seems like it's leaning one way.
Jim: Maybe we should just wait and find out.
Ryan: Definitely.
Jim: Okay.
Ryan: So should we wait to find out before we start doing all this stuff?
Jim: Nah. Might as well do it now.
The Office Quotes
‘Shareholder Meeting’ Quotes
Quote from Oscar
Oscar: The Dunder Mifflin stock symbol is DMI. Do you know what that stands for? Dummies, morons and idiots. Because that's what you'd have to be to own it. And, as one of those idiots, I believe the board owes me answers.
Quote from Andy
Oscar: These questions are bush league.
Andy: You should get up and say something. You've got to be true to what's in there. Don't be a wuss.
[aside to camera:]
Andy: I've always been the guy who can rally other people to rebel. In high school I organized a walk out over standardized testing. Got over 500 students to just skip the SATs. At the last second I chickened out, took it anyway, got a 1220, always regretted it. I feel lachrymose.
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Woman: I'm just gonna run to the bathroom. Will you save my place?
Man: Sure.
Dwight K. Schrute: No. You will not.
Woman: Excuse me?
Dwight K. Schrute: Oh, I'm sorry. Were you raised in a household with no consequences?
Woman: It'll just be a second.
Dwight K. Schrute: Oh. If onlys and justs were candies and nuts then every day would be Erntedankfest.