Michael Scott Quote #1739

Quote from Michael Scott in Shareholder Meeting

David: I'm glad. I want to introduce you to everyone. First we'll start with Alan Brand. Alan? CEO. Michael Scott, Branch manager, Scranton.
Alan: It's nice to meet you, Michael.
Michael Scott: It's nice to meet you, too. It's an honor and a privilege.
David: Seated, we have the former congressman, Chris O'Keefe.
Michael Scott: Ah. [bows] Your eminence.

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